May212012
“The only scientific function of the human heart is to pump blood out this motherfucker’, not make decisions” (via naeeee)
May182012

I'm such a bitch, i have no idea how i even have friends.

  • Jessie: Isn't school over yet?
  • Me: Nope, its over in June, for me. THEN I DON'T HAVE SCHOOL UNTIL SEPTEMBER, WOOOO
  • Jessie: I don't have school till I stop being poor :l
  • Me: Ahahahahaha, Mexican.
  • Jessie: As are you!
  • Me: But, I'm in school. i'm a refined Mexican.
  • Ahahahhaha!
2AM

(Source: aliciaraye, via faticaty)
May162012
9gag: I bought a dog once…

9gag:

I bought a dog once…

(via toolcity)
8PM

(Source: deepsea-creatures, via toolcity)
May122012
edwardspoonhands: loveincolororg: PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF GAYS DESTROYING THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE AND FAMILY. But if gays are allowed to marry, my wife will notice that I don’t try to stay in shape as hard Neil Patrick Harris does!!!

edwardspoonhands:

loveincolororg:

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF GAYS DESTROYING THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE AND FAMILY.

But if gays are allowed to marry, my wife will notice that I don’t try to stay in shape as hard Neil Patrick Harris does!!!
May92012
naeeee: She actually fell for it. Naaaaaaailed it. Ffs.

naeeee:

She actually fell for it.

Naaaaaaailed it.

Ffs.
May62012

(Source: ewamncgregor, via toolcity)
May42012

(Source: someworriedshoes, via toolcity)
1AM
collegehumor: Two Guys Flagrantly Ignore “No Motorboating” Sign Look at these badasses breaking the rules.

collegehumor:

Look at these badasses breaking the rules.

(Source: College Humor, via toolcity)
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